Janice my sucky Thanksgiving out-sucks yours by a mile! You know we were having our first family porn with Thanksgiving dinner at my in-laws’ along with Mark’s brother Jeff and his new wife Debra. Jeff and Debra showed up, and from the beginning it was pretty obvious Mark’s mom does NOT like her. The meal was tense, and when Debra mentioned that she does not like white meat after it was served to her, and Mark’s mom got up from her seat, walked over to Debra, picked up her plate, and TOOK IT INTO THE BATHROOM AND DROPPED THE WHOLE THING INTO THE TOILET!
Keeping up with modern dietary guidelines is exhausting. I actually got into an argument with the club of babysitter about which foods are healthy and which aren’t when I went into detail about what our kids can and cannot eat. She was convinced that carbs are the enemy, and we were convinced that ‘low-fat’ is the way to go. After a while, we were able to agree to ‘no candy’ and that was that.
Missions in the Middle East are always scary, but it might be a thrilling experience because of these secret tours for booty!